My Fiancé Killed Donald Fagen

Donald came round my flat last night asking about the possibilities of using one of my songs on their up and coming tour. I was very excited about this and we talked for hours about music. We were having such a great time until Louise came back from shopping.

She was upset that a) he had turned up unannounced and b) we had opened her special bottle of wine we had been saving. She started shouting at both of us in an uncontrolable rage..... which resulted in her pushing Donald down our stairs. He crashed into the bookcase and split his head wide open on my set of Grove Dictionaries ...... Good way to go really.